Umm...Horoscope???

I am neutral about horoscopes. Born in the orthodox Burmese family, we believe in horoscopes but in the mean time, predicting what will happen in your future by somebody else sounds totally absurds for me but I read horoscopes every now and then either when I'm down or when I feel bored.
Today, one of my friends, send me one.
Of course, I'm reading it because I'm bored at work but this time I have something to say about it.
Here is the overall,

GEMINI - The Twin
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners.. Very Good at confusing
people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis
will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what
they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing
things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish
at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud.
Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a
beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

OK, as a Gemini myself, let me analyze by one stem by one stem.

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners.. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out
- It's a complete joke!

Very Good at confusing people...
- Probably that's the best line on the whole paragraph

Geminis will not take any crap from anyone.
- Which star sign will take a crap from anybody?

They are great at losing things and are forgetful.
- I m better at breaking things (like crashing ipods, bumping into other cars, dropping my laptop or bending my dorm key)
- Forgetful? Excuse me!!! That's so not true. I remember daily things in a way that I don't even wanna remember it anymore. :S

Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
- So if I wanna admit myself that I have a beautiful smile, do I have to agree on "loves to make out" too.....ummm

Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing.
- I just thought it's just me and some few other people.
Suppose that all the geminis are loud and talkative and there are 12 star signs for all people, so can i assume that 1/12 of the human population is loud and talkative?
Oh no, that would be a disaster. ;)

Trustworthy
- I will take credit on that. *wink*

Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey.
- Hell ya, why do you think I'm writing this note?

I still remember the quote that my Particle Physics professor said in class last week; The real calendar is actually about a month faster than the current calendar according to these spins and orbitals. You might probably wanna look at the horoscope of one star sign ahead.


Anyway, I would rather write my own horoscope.

With love,
PP


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