Quotes that I heart

"May you live everyday of your life!"


"Doing problems at this level, you still do what you have normally have to do and hope for the best that it's still true."
- My Complex Variable Professor @.@


"Lemon, you have to go to this date and act like Chinese gymnasts: Wear something tight, Force to smile and Lie about your age." Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock.


"I don't need stars; I just need you beside me to watch under it." ~ SKH


"You make me think I have to do therapy on you and I don't have a license yet." ~ Bryce


Party Planning
ME: I don't think we need much alcohol since this is such a small private party.
ANGIE: Noe, we do need a lot of liquor!
ME: Why?
ANGIE: Cuz you invite all the alcoholics on campus!!


If you are "one in a million", there are still 6782 identical people as you on this earth.


Sheldon: Who told you you could touch my board?
Leslie: No one.
Sheldon: I don't come in to your house and touch your board.
Leslie: There are no incorrect equations on my board.
Sheldon: Oh! That is so, so...
Leslie: I'm sorry; I've got to run, if you come up with an adjective, text me.
~ The Big Bang Theory


"So I was sitting there in the bar and this guy comes up to me and he said "My life stinks" and
I saw his gold credit card and I saw the way he was looking at people across the room and I looked at his face and you know, what a good looking face, and
I just said, "Dude, your perspective on life sucks"."
~~ "Blame It on the Girls", MIKA


"You asians are smart; I think it's a mutation." ~ Anne


“I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.” ~ Chris Rock